Life According to Slim

The name's Jake.I'm the most non-white Caucasian you will ever meet (other than my pale-ass skin). Also I like to make people laugh, so I joke around alot. =)


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mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

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ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

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hellofromtumblr:

We love you!
Eighty-five million blog posts are published on Tumblr every day, and we’re constantly inspired by the endless sea of creativity you produce. Thanks for making this place so awesome.
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hellofromtumblr:

We love you!

Eighty-five million blog posts are published on Tumblr every day, and we’re constantly inspired by the endless sea of creativity you produce. Thanks for making this place so awesome.

See What We Mean

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

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bluedogeyes:

Manatee Avengers by Joel Micah Harris

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thegoddamazon:

the-girl-who-cried-food:

sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster

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she survived the sinking of the Titanic

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and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs

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THE TITANIC ONE THO

Sugar fuck this shit mama

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ruinedchildhood:

If you can dodge a voltorb, you can dodge a ball.

ruinedchildhood:

If you can dodge a voltorb, you can dodge a ball.

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